March 2012
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I can’t decide if I should buy the gun nipple rings now or wait
OH MAN TOMORROW IS SATURDAY
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Watchmycroftismight:
benedictcumberbatchescheekbones:
I SUCK A DICK IF I WANT TO
this is quite possibly the best thing I have ever watched and I mean that unironically
THAT WAS A GREAT FILM
sweet ass balls I work 5-10 tomorrow then after that I’m off for two days I hope this medicine they gave me works so I feel better and I’m going to watch the two towers tomorrow. and return of the king on saturday with emma she just doesn’t know it yet
ihavebeensherlocked:
does anyone else with a macbook sit at it….
and absentmindedly stick magnetic shit to the corners of the screen?
I can’t wear jewelry around my computer because I will just fiddle and play with it and the magnets.
I stick forks and spoons and knives up there when I’m done eating
And I just realized
that for the last hour
I’ve had a fucking slinky stuck to my screen
...
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ruvy replied to your post: I feel like I did on Tuesday. Which is extremely…
well that’s very soon.
it is, he said the date is flexible. Which is good, but I’ve kind of like
ITS MAY THE FOURTH ITS STAR WARS DAY
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souryellows replied to your post: they replaced our stop sign with a shiny new one that doesn’t lean so we have to have another moriarty party
I KNOW I WAS SO FULL OF RIGHTEOUS FURY LIKE HOW DARE YOU ACT COMPLETELY WITHIN YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS AND TAKE DOWN THE SIGN I VANDALISED IN THE NAME OF HOLMES
CAN WE JUST SPRAY PAINT EVERYTHING MORIARTY?
“Taylor I am going to cut you open and roll around in your insides while you’re...”
– Shipwash when I told her I’m taking her to see Frankenstein for her birthday/christmas
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Anonymous asked: they replaced our stop sign with a shiny new one that doesn't lean so we have to have another moriarty party
Ohman disc one just now ended. i need a snack before I put in disc two
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ruvy asked: ebens
The Best Questions Ever.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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sherlylocks replied to your post: sherlylocks replied to your post: You know what…
EVEN BETTER
I THOUGHT YOU’D AGREE
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sherlylocks replied to your post: You know what time it is?
tea time?
Lord of the rings time
You know what time it is?
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sherlylocks replied to your post: sherlylocks replied to your…
aw yes THAT IS EXCITING
I’M JUST SO EXCITE I’M GONNA PUKE
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sherlylocks replied to your post
shhwhat’ssaturday?
NIPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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so Spencer canceled the party so no sex
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there’s a special on bad parenting on inside edition on. no I’m not going to feel bad about this. it’s these parent’s decisions you made bad decisions it’s not my fault you are stupid
Computer stop being a butt
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palmate asked: (cross) % +
I want to start watching lotr now but my mom got really excited and like ripped open the packaging and started looking through them.
So that means we have to wait until my grandpa goes to bed.
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Guess who has another sinus infection.
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Logan is bringing my birthday present then I’m going to the doctor
I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
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I just don’t have the motivation to go the doctor.
Oh Liz I talked to him, the date for the wedding is flexible so…..
I got ready and ended up face down on my bed.
Okay.